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The Delectable Dillan Wolfe: Words From A Happy Client

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So a couple weeks ago, I had the pleasure of having Dillan Wolfe join my partner and I for a two hour outcall while she visited Toronto.
Being on the other side of things is definitely different. I was so nervous, more nervous than my partner, who unlike me has hobbied before. Dillan made me feel at ease. She greeted me with a hug, and left my partner and I to undress ourselves.
My partner ordered me a few glasses of wine, and the three of us took a hot tub together and socialised for a bit. She is such a delight to talk to, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off her perfect complexion. Her voice is like the perfect glass of Merlot.
After I collected myself, the three of us made our way to the bedroom and I watched as she gave my partner a delicious BBBJ. You can only imagine what happened after that. Dillan’s taste was intoxicating, and she made me feel things that can only be described as the peak of pleasure.
Dillan was my early anniversary present to my partner and I, and I am so glad we did. What a spectacular evening. Thank you, Dillan, for everything. My partner and I will fondly remember that night always.
written by @iambillyautumn
Dillan Wolfe is visiting Toronto March 24-28. Book ahead because she is in great demand.

Her: We Review The Lesbian Dating App

We at Escorts Are For Women Too have tested out more than our fair share of online dating programs. In our professional opinion, they all belong in a special circle of hell. But it can be a laugh, so we keep on cruising.

We were invited to try out Her, the lesbian app for dating and chatting. We thought that anything other than Tinder would be outstanding, since the queer Tinder pool in Toronto is rather shallow. Her has a similar swiping format, each profile has pictures, height, orientation, and distance from your phone. On top of this there is a Facebook-style feed that lists lezzy news and events (as they call them) relevant to your GPS that are mainstream but rather cute.

Profile photos aren’t limited to ones already uploaded on Facebook. This turns out to be rather crucial, because there is no clear space to write a bio. So when it comes to messaging a hottie, often all you have to go on is their look, and hope that they’ve put a picture of themselves in front of some mountains or getting tattoo, so you can strike up conversation that goes further than the cunt-shrivelling “hi how r u” opener. There is an option to insert text into a photo space, but most people don’t. Their website coos that we can “forget those boring forms” and just shove 20 selfies on our profile, sit real quiet and patient and hope that someone sends us a message first. A little peek into the mind of a matching profile would be a huge time saver, as we at Escorts Are For Women Too are militant sapiosexuals who need more to get off than “I love going to the gym and watching TV.”

Saving grace… there’s no reject button. It’s a double sliding reversible conveyor belt of women so if you swiped the love of your life to the side, it’s very easy to get her back again.

All in all, it’s a sweet but somewhat clunky app that has a go at encouraging women to talk to each other.

A Couple’s Review

We get wonderful feedback from clients in Toronto, Ottawa and Montreal who have found escorts, BDSM professionals, and massage providers through our listings. Recently a couple contacted us to let us know about their experience.

Veronica joined my girlfriend and I last night for our first threesome together. I was hesitant in my selection process of whom to approach for what I wanted to be a special, sensual erotic experience for my girlfriend who I adore on her birthday. We are so unbelievably happy I approached veronica and that she was available.

Veronica provided an experience above and beyond our expectations. Besides the obvious that she is a truly classy, sexy and sensual woman she is a great person as we took the time to get to know each other over a drink first prior to moving to the hotel room.

Veronica I know you enjoyed yourself last night too and we both want to thank you for a euphoric sensual erotic night that we will never forget. Big kiss from both of us. Xxx D&N

What is your desire? Connecting people to their ideal service provider is what we do best. Contact us at escortsareforwomentoo [at] gmail [dot] com with an idea of what you are seeking.

“I’ve Spent $40,000 On Prostitutes”

While it’s meant to be the oldest known profession, many of us assume it’s mainly men who are at the paying end of prostitution. Here, two women share their reasons for shelling out for sexual services.

“I’ve spent $40,000 on escorts”

Anna*, 42 is a divorced business manager from Sydney, NSW.
I was as nerve-racking as going on any first date. Fidgeting with the dress I’d painstakingly chosen for the evening, I walked into the restaurant wondering what I’d gotten myself into. I clocked him straightaway. Dressed in a suit, he was mid 30s, with dark hair and glasses. Not my type at all. I began to regret the $2000 I’d forked out for the evening.

“Recently divorced after a 15-year marriage, I’d spent months looking for a man I clicked with. But I’d begun to feel disillusioned. I wasn’t simply looking for a relationship; after a deeply unsatisfying marriage I wanted to explore my sexuality, too. It seems extreme, but I wondered if turning to a professional might be the answer.

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New site Slixa.com has sapphic section

I just was randomly googling variations of “women searching escorts” and discovered that Slixa.com has a section entitled “lesbian escorts”. Although I’m sure many of these women aren’t strictly lesbian, it’s fabulous to see another site gearing itself towards women who are potentially or actively looking for a paid erotic experience! And there are many of them!

Link: https://www.slixa.com/browse/lesbian-escorts

Oh and this is what they say about their site… I like it!

The Slixa Revolution

Slixa is radically different from other adult entertainer directory style sites. Find what you’re looking for quickly and easily with no outside ads that diminish the REAL sexy women on the site. You’ll find large photos you can actually see and navigation that just plain makes sense. We never try to upsell you – free is free!

Slixa is classy, sophisticated, easy to use, and completely free. We think it’s revolutionary, and long overdue.

 

Origins of the word CUNT

(it’s a little pop-anthropology)

When this campaign began I knew resolutely that I would use the word ‘Cunt’. It wasn’t so much a decision but a feeling like I had no choice. There simply wasn’t any other word that felt ‘right’. I’ve always liked the word ‘Cunt’ – coming from Ireland, we say it a lot more often that it’s said in the UK.  When I moved here, I began to notice the shocked reaction that I got when I casually said ‘Cunt’ . It was mainly from women.
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